James: “Sorry about what just happened. I had chili for lunch.”
Gladys: “Oh, please. Your gassiness is nothing compared to my own personal pain. I have a dead raven on my head, my hair has been curled so tight that I can’t even open my mouth, and I’m being upstaged by a stupid pretzel tree.”
Note: This is Exhibit #16 in Bonnywood’s March Madness. Details found here.
Categories: Past Imperfect
Bonnywood Manor 
This is perfect. Don’t change a thing. 🙂
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[Sounds of me updating my myriad spreadsheets. “Lynette says don’t touch #255.” Update. Save.]
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everything is relative
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Yet people still complain when they can’t always get what they want… 😉
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so true
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Who’d want to be in Hollywood?
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Clearly, the dead raven would agree… 😉
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Oh thank god we women don’t have to dress like that anymore.
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Some women haven’t gotten the email.
Husband: “Let’s go have a burger at Applebee’s.”
Wife: “Fine. But I’ll need three hours to get ready.”
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Poor James. It’s no wonder he let rip with more than an oath, what with her crushing his hand into the counter.
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That hand visual is kind of odd (obb), eh? Why is there a bar…at the bar?
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(Heh eh!) Wrong movie, but for James this is Grief Encounter is getting painfully out of hand.
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And his predicament is a perfect example of why I get nervous around paper shredders…
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Is that the same raven used in the Lone Ranger?
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It very well could be. I understand that bird got around, mmm hmm….
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