Past Imperfect

Past Imperfect – #255


James: “Sorry about what just happened. I had chili for lunch.”

Gladys: “Oh, please. Your gassiness is nothing compared to my own personal pain. I have a dead raven on my head, my hair has been curled so tight that I can’t even open my mouth, and I’m being upstaged by a stupid pretzel tree.” 



Note: This is Exhibit #16 in Bonnywood’s March Madness. Details found here.


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