The spectators could laugh all they wanted, but the students in Miss Elsa’s class on “How to Make Sure Your Man Has a Reason to Come Home Every Night” were fully invested in the end game…
Note: This is Exhibit #17 in Bonnywood’s March Madness. Details found here.
Categories: Past Imperfect
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I just love the woman on the left end–that look on her face is so dreamy and far away, like she’s imagining what’s going to happen next!
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We all have visions of our “encounters” being overly romantic and swoon-worthy, but then the reality sets in and we realize that the mechanics are often rather primal and messy and one has to revise their agenda in order to complete the journey in a satisfying way… 😉
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Oooooh, Brian!
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I know, a bit racy. But the image spoke to me in a certain way and I’m a very good listener… 😉
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I wonder if I can still do that?
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I wonder if my insurance covers me doing so….
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‘$200 dollar designer yoga pants required my ass.’
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Alcohol and an open mind, that’s all you need…
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If the students were “fully invested in the end game,” I would think they’d be wearing dresses with nothing underneath. Nonetheless, their hearts were probably in the right place.
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That’s for when they get home.
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mistermuse: The fact that this class was even offered in that time frame had everyone giddy with confusion, so there were bound to be some poor couture decisions…
Catsandcoffee: For some reason, Charlie Rich’s song “Behind Closed Doors” is now playing in my mind… 😉
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Such a simple way to exercise.
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Not so simple? Getting off my butt and exercising in the first place… 😉
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They would have loved spandex.
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But I don’t think I would love the visual… 😉
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Sensible shoes and roomy clothes are a must. Amy, on the near end, went for a simple one-color outfit, but Betty, next to Amy, was in danger for being kicked out of class because her blouse was too loud. And, on the other side of Betty, Catherine is trying to remind the photographer that what happens in classroom 15B is supposed to stay in classroom 15B.
But I’m sure the posters on the wall look better from Amy and Betty’s perspective. J.
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Based on this lovely synopsis, I’m going to guess that Catherine has taken the most advantage of the extracurricular activities available at Miss Elsa’s Community Collage. (Good on her!) And based on Betty’s pensive expression, I’m assuming that she’s been told she’s too loud her entire life. Poor thing. I hope she takes advantage of the part-time guidance counselors at Miss Elsa’s.
I hadn’t even noticed the posters on the wall until your comment. What is THAT mess all about? Especially the center drawing which appears to involve the Garden of Eden, minus Adam. Oh wait, the lack of Adam is why these women are taking this class in the first place. Got it. 😉
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Gives new meaning to socks and sandals. 😉
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Are you referring to the legs-akimbo gal, second from the right? What IS that mess on her feet? Some things should never leave the house…
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Yup. It’s definitely a mess, but I don’t think I want to know more … 😉
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I knew giving Jack LaLanne my copy of the Kama Sutra would be a mistake..
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Isn’t that how it always goes? You try to be polite and gift a friend with a bit of spiritual guidance (“Here, read this. I think you’ll really appreciate the illustrations in Chapter 12.”) And then the friend gets the wrong idea and runs in the wrong direction. It is SO hard being saintly these days, eh?
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A daily struggle, for sure.
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