Mae and Jimmy, rehearsing the infamous grapefruit scene.
Mae: “I don’t know about this. It sounds kind of violent.”
Jimmy: “Don’t worry about it, doll. I’m just gonna barely tap you with it. Just like this.”
Mae: “But what about that other movie where you dragged me by my hair? You said that wouldn’t hurt but I had a migraine for three months and I had to wear a wig.”
Jimmy: “That’s ancient history. You won’t feel a thing, swear. Trust me. Just a little love tap.”
Mae: “Okay, let’s do it.”
The reality:
Moral of the story? Short men with angry hair are liars.
Note: This is Exhibit #22 in Bonnywood’s March Madness. Details found here.
Categories: Past Imperfect
Bonnywood Manor 
Who knew grapefruit was a weapon?
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Especially the grapefruit. I’m sure it was just as surprised as Mae at the sudden developments…
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I hate it when my favourite basketball team starts hurling grapefruits, but an angry grapefruit from Jimmy? I guess if he had been any further away he might have missed.
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Jimmy clearly had some anger management issues, which was a focal point of the defamation lawsuit filed by the grapefruit’s lawyer shortly after this scene wrapped. As is often the case with litigation in this country, the actual trial is still pending…
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WORST ALTERNATIVE AVOCODO FACE-PACK EVER! Even if she is a sour puss.
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That’s an interesting road to take, my friend. But I certainly agree!
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And never ever EVER trust a man who says “Trust me”!
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If someone has to ask me to trust them, I’m instantly suspicious…
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