Man in the background, left: “See, this is what happens when I take the missus out for a Sunday stroll. She always finds a pack of urchins with the same haircut, and she thinks that by throwing them little tidbits of candy she is somehow improving the world. I need to get back to the office and short-sell some stock.”
Missus, middle: “This is so invigorating. I just love pretending that I care even though I don’t.”
Busty woman in the taffy shop: “I don’t understand why they let those urchins run wild like that. Back when I was their age I had two jobs and grew my own corn.”
Busty Woman’s shorter companion: “It’s the Democrats, I tell ya. Always trying to help people out and being a good neighbor and all that crap. Sets a bad example and now everybody wants something.”
Girl on the right: “I’m trapped in a red state. Please help me.”
Note 1: This is Exhibit #30 in Bonnywood’s March Madness. Details found here.
And with that, we lower the curtain on this month’s questionable project…
Categories: Past Imperfect