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Brian Lageose

Past Imperfect – #178

Are any of these men able to wear a hat with grace and style? No. Is the happy kindergarten teacher with the six beers an alcoholic? Yes. Is that Sandra Bernhard doing a photo bomb on the right? Quite possibly. Will any of these people remember what they […]

Past Imperfect – #177

For the Vanderbilts, this was merely the servants’ quarters…  Note: This is part of an on-going experiment at Bonnywood. Details found here. P.S. And yes, I realize that some of these ancient, never-updated Past Imperfects are less than stellar when it comes to imagination and wit. This is […]

Past Imperfect – #174

Marlon: “I know you’re keeping secrets from me, now spill it!” Vivien: “Moi? Why, whatever could you be talking about?” Marlon: “Like why is this hand so much bigger than your other one?” Note: This is part of an on-going experiment at Bonnywood. Details found here.

Past Imperfect – #167

Somebody on the selection committee at the Atlantic City Miss America pageant was a wee bit confused about the actual states in America…  Note: This is part of an on-going experiment at Bonnywood. Details found here. P.S. Yes, I realize that, over the years, the pageant had candidates […]

Past Imperfect – #165

Innocent Bystander #1: “Are you seeing what I’m seeing?” Innocent Bystander #2: “If you mean a giant Donald Duck ass-up in the street, yes.” IB #1: “Does this happen a lot around here?” IB #2: “It’s New York City. You don’t question anything. You just hope that whatever […]

Past Imperfect – #161

Mardi Gras in the French Quarter of New Orleans, the morning after. Some would call it “Ash Wednesday”, but there was no one awake to make that call. (The two people you can see don’t count. They have been wandering the streets all night in search of their […]

Past Imperfect – #154

Mickey: “Isn’t it swell that we’re getting married?” Ava: “It’s lovely. Wait, is that Frank Sinatra over there? Hold my purse, I’ll be right back.”  Note: This is part of an on-going experiment at Bonnywood. Details found here. P.S. Ava eventually divorced Mickey and married Frank, although she […]

Past Imperfect – #152

“Hi! I’m Daisy. I just had a operation and they gave me morphine. I like morphine, it’s my friend. My foot likes morphine, too. See? And this shower brush likes morphine. I don’t know where it came from, but he’s nice. Do you know where they make morphine? […]