Anne, far left: “Well, what do we have here? It appears that George has arrived, dubiously escorting some young strumpet with stars in her eyes. How gauche.” Bette, near left: “Oh, come now, Anne. If memory serves, you were the strumpet in question a mere two days ago, […]
Original Editor’s Note: Found this one in the archives. It’s a fine example of what happens when a desperate blogger is struggling to stretch a thin blog idea into a thousand-word post. It’s also a solid example of a document that one should not introduce in a courtroom […]
As the evening waned, Melanie did have a few regrets. Perhaps she shouldn’t have chosen to wear ballet slippers with an outfit that strongly hinted of working on the serving line at Furr’s Cafeteria. She had initially found this ensemble to be saucily enticing, with its erotic subliminal […]
Mae: “What do you mean you don’t know what to do?” Buck: “Your foot is stuck in the drain. Why did you call me? I sell ice cream. Did you get hungry while you were waiting for someone else to get here who can actually help you?” Mae: […]
Note: A few hours ago, I submitted my final update in NaNoWriMo, the writing challenge I participate in every November. For those who are curious, I hit the goal, not that it means anything in the circle of life, but still. As a mild tribute to my questionable […]
Reporter, passing by: “Excuse me, gentlemen. Could I have a word with you?” Edward, left: “We’re a little busy here and this thing is kind of heavy so… no.” James, right: “Get lost, sister.” Reporter: “This will only take a few minutes. I couldn’t help but notice that […]
Ruth: “I suppose we should get up and actually do something with our lives.” Betty: “I don’t really see the point. I still have plenty of cigarettes left, I could do this all day. Although it would be nice to have an ashtray. Sorry about the carpet, dear.” […]
Note: This bit from the archives is not necessarily a Thanksgiving story, but it does involve turkey, so I’m latching on to that and running with it… So, I innocently wander into the kitchen, wanting a little snack but not really sure what that might entail. I’m not […]
1. They both make a lot of pointless noise about nothing. 2. When you put them in the same room they all look exactly alike. 3. Both groups could float in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade, one for the theme and the other for the hot air and […]
Hey, Folks. Just a quick bit to let you know where I’ve been and what I’ve been doing. I think the above photo explains it quite nicely. No? You’re not sure what the image is and there are things going on that seem odd and it’s not clear […]
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