By posing for this photo, Bill and Mary Franklin are adding weight to the theorem that couples in long-term relationships tend to start looking like one another. In the left background, Bill Junior is saddened by the vision of what his future holds. In the further right background, […]
Under the boardwalk, they might be havin’ some fun, but up top folks were running for their lives after Clarence made it quite clear that he was absent in etiquette class when they discussed gastro-intestinal disturbances… Previously published in “Crusty Pie”.
And herewith, Ladies and Gentlemen and Transitioning, we have the first proffering from the latest Bonnywood Manor Story-Prompt Extravaganza (details of which can be found here). In this outing, the lovely Melanie has chosen to pursue the “furry friends” option, and if you happen to be following both […]
1. Thank you for choosing to fly with us today. 2. You know, it’s proper etiquette that you knock before you just barge in here. 3. What are your thoughts on public nudity? 4. Did you know that serial killers really like to push buttons that light up? […]
Hey, folks. For this week’s session around the campfire, we’re going to relax and take it easy, so the sound of my own voice won’t make me crazy. As some of you may have noticed in the previous post, I had yet another root canal yesterday, so I’m […]
On the movie set, preparing for Take 107. Bette, on the left: “I don’t know how much more of this I can stand. They’ve got me trussed up like Heidi in a methadone clinic, the entire script is only two pages, and the amount of testosterone in this […]
Photographer: “Giselle, I need you to show more emotion. You look like you’re having a root canal.” Giselle: “But Henri, there are always the cameras in my life. I am bored and unsatisfied.” Henri: “You are wearing the latest fashions from the hottest designer, Chanel de Coco Puffs. […]
Howdy, partners. We’re stumbling off in a different direction with this “Park”, and I forswear that I will keep things short and tidy, a promise that we all know is a lie as I simply lack the ability to arrive at my point in an expedient manner and […]
Theresa, left: “You could have told me that the window was open. If I had known that, I wouldn’t have slapped my lover and he wouldn’t have fallen out of it.” Barbara, right: “That’s your own personal issue. I have problems of my own. Like this damn skirt […]
Yet another sordid patient analysis from my days as an un-certified pseudo-psychologist with focus issues… Dear Dr. Brian, How does one begin the “excessive nose hair” conversation with one’s new boyfriend? Perplexed, Wilhelmina Dear Perp, First, I’d like to extend to you my deepest sympathies, […]
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