Past Imperfect – #146
Some people just weren’t raised right… Note: This is part of a whimsical on-going experiment at Bonnywood. Details found here.
Brian Lageose
Past Imperfect – #143
This is what people were required to wear at a public beach in 1900. Suddenly, your life doesn’t seem so bad, eh? Note: This is part of a whimsical on-going experiment at Bonnywood. Details found here.
Intermission #9: Dubious Croutons on a Hormonal Salad
Hey there, Happy Campers, It’s that time of year again. In a few days, we’ll be hightailing it to the mountains of Santa Fe, attending another lark at Hidden Valley Ranch, a lovely vacation compound crammed with delightful accommodations, beautiful scenery and the occasional untimely demise of one […]
Past Imperfect – #347
Becky Thatcher: “I sure as hell ain’t goin’ up there.” Tom Sawyer: “But Huck said all the answers we ever wanted is at the top of those stairs.” Becky: “Huck is a twit. That’s what he gets for runnin’ around barefoot all the time. The stupid just sucks […]
50 Startling Epitaphs in the Bonnywood Manor Graveyard
1. “The wi-fi really sucks in here.” 2. “I didn’t realize you were THAT invested in getting my Adele tickets.” 3. “Guess I didn’t need to save those vacation days after all.” 4. “Well, at least I won’t have to put up with any more psycho-drama at Thanksgiving […]
Past Imperfect – #475
Celeste, left: “I’m really not impressed with how this evening has been going so far.” Bette, middle: “I hear ya, sister. We haven’t had a fresh cocktail for at least an hour.” Hugh, right: “Do either of you even realize that we are not on the Upper West […]
Friday Night Clam Bake – #34: Icy Torches, Shiny Happy People and Cave Dwelling
Once upon a time, I went to the dermatologist. Actually, that time was just this morning. My bad. But it’s been a very trying day, and let’s just say that a variety of factors have contributed to my mind not being continually focused on important things like timelines, […]
Past Imperfect – #474
Note: This bit seriously messes with the time-space continuum. Just raise your arms and ride the roller-coaster… King Edward VIII: “And so it is with heavy heart that I must abdicate the throne so I can be with the woman I love. I’m sure that many of you […]
Past Imperfect – #469
Bette Davis, left: “What did you just say?” Olivia de Havilland, right: “I said that I love you like a sister but I can’t fully support you leaving the house looking like that.” Bette: “And why is that?” Olivia: “Well, two reasons. One is that no one wears […]
Past Imperfect – #128
Casting Call on the set of “Peach Blossom Clambake”, left to right… Starlet #1: “I’m going to smile like hell even though I know I’m having a bad hair day. Momma always said that clean, pretty teeth will keep you out of jail. Of course, Momma drank […]
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