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Brian Lageose

Past Imperfect – #409

As Mrs. Shawn rounded the corner into the living room, she finally began to realize that her son might never marry. Still, there was hope. Mrs. Shawn: “Darling, must you?” Ted: “Yes, Mother. I must provide an output for my muse.” Mrs. Shawn: “I’d rather you not be […]

Past Imperfect – #571

Director: “Has anybody seen Marlon? I need him on the set.” Bitter Scriptwriter: “Why does he have to be here? My words are superb. Anybody could do this scene, assuming that they can read.” Not-bitter Production Assistant who still believed that she could bed The Brando given the […]

Past Imperfect – #366

The narrator intones in a soothing baritone, a velvet-gravel mix enhanced by aged whiskey and pungent cigars, neither of which he has ever mentioned to his physician, lest his insurance premiums go up… “Once upon a time, before the invention of video games and the Internet and Fox […]