Omar, left: “I’m not really sure I understand what’s going on right now.” Barbra, right: “You were making a pass and I intercepted.” Omar: “That’s not how I recall things. I was merely walking to my desk over there when suddenly you latched onto me like the last […]
Howdy, partners. We’re stumbling off in a different direction with this “Park”, and I forswear that I will keep things short and tidy, a promise that we all know is a lie as I simply lack the ability to arrive at my point in an expedient manner and […]
[Left to right…] Hume: “I’m not sure what I’m seeing. It’s almost indescribable, like the weird way these clothes make me look twelve years old.” Henry: “Well, I lost my glasses fightin’ off that giant squid a few miles back while the rest of you did squat, but […]
So, I’m trying something new. [Immediately, the gathered crowd gasps. Embeecee: “What the hell? Why does he keep trying these new things that he never follows up with and it becomes a sinkhole of nothing? He should stick with what we love, the Past Imperfects, the Present Tenses, […]
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