Past Imperfect – #111

Laura thought she had the perfect life: Four suitors vying for her hand (even if three of them were related and one of them was her Sunday School teacher), only three children born out of wedlock (a record for her family, as all the women in her line […]

Past Imperfect – #144

Sadie is very, very happy. Sadie is also very, very drunk. Behind her, Baby Sadie (so named because Momma Sadie had focus issues when it came time to fill out that birth certificate) is just realizing that she will once again have to find a nice gentleman to […]

Past Imperfect – #141

Bather #1: “I just found out about a place called Fire Island!” Bather #2: “My breasts are not on speaking terms at the moment. I don’t know what happened.” Bather #3: “Yes, I am wearing a bathing suit. Not that it would matter.” Bather #4: “I just made […]

Past Imperfect – #124

Him: “My dearest, as I expire dramatically in this wheat field, while the city where we met  burns to mere ashes in the background, know that I have always loved you, and the image of your beautiful face will be with me always, Maria.” Her: “That was so […]