Marlon: “I know you’re keeping secrets from me, now spill it!” Vivien: “Moi? Why, whatever could you be talking about?” Marlon: “Like why is this hand so much bigger than your other one?” Note: This is part of an on-going experiment at Bonnywood. Details found here.
Somebody on the selection committee at the Atlantic City Miss America pageant was a wee bit confused about the actual states in America… Note: This is part of an on-going experiment at Bonnywood. Details found here. P.S. Yes, I realize that, over the years, the pageant had candidates […]
Mary agreed to do the movie despite her concerns that the wardrobe mistress had an unhealthy infatuation with layered skirts, Santa’s elves, and sausage casings… Note: This is part of an on-going experiment at Bonnywood. Details found here.
Innocent Bystander #1: “Are you seeing what I’m seeing?” Innocent Bystander #2: “If you mean a giant Donald Duck ass-up in the street, yes.” IB #1: “Does this happen a lot around here?” IB #2: “It’s New York City. You don’t question anything. You just hope that whatever […]
And another Trumpican announces his bid for public office… Note: This is part of an on-going experiment at Bonnywood. Details found here.
Mardi Gras in the French Quarter of New Orleans, the morning after. Some would call it “Ash Wednesday”, but there was no one awake to make that call. (The two people you can see don’t count. They have been wandering the streets all night in search of their […]
Mickey: “Isn’t it swell that we’re getting married?” Ava: “It’s lovely. Wait, is that Frank Sinatra over there? Hold my purse, I’ll be right back.” Note: This is part of an on-going experiment at Bonnywood. Details found here. P.S. Ava eventually divorced Mickey and married Frank, although she […]
“Hi! I’m Daisy. I just had a operation and they gave me morphine. I like morphine, it’s my friend. My foot likes morphine, too. See? And this shower brush likes morphine. I don’t know where it came from, but he’s nice. Do you know where they make morphine? […]
Some people just weren’t raised right… Note: This is part of a whimsical on-going experiment at Bonnywood. Details found here.
This is what people were required to wear at a public beach in 1900. Suddenly, your life doesn’t seem so bad, eh? Note: This is part of a whimsical on-going experiment at Bonnywood. Details found here.
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