Kim: “Now, Marlon, let’s not jump to conclusions here.” Marlon: “How can I not jump? I come home from a hard day’s work of looking sexy as hell on the streets of New Orleans and I find this!” Kim: “It’s not what you think.” Marlon: “Well, I think […]
Note: After Donald Trump’s recent ludicrous “Fourth of July” spectacle of vanity and self-involvement, wherein he displayed a level of ignorance about American history so profound that even kindergartners threw down their juice boxes in disgust, I thought it best to pull this one out of the archives… […]
Note: After a full week of fresh posts, I’m taking a break and pulling this bit out of the archives and merely updating the title. Enjoy. Again. 1. Thelma and Bleu Cheese An unhappily-married woman gets fed up with, well, everything, so she hops in a car […]
Click here to read this story from the beginning… As our plane lifted off, bound for JFK in New York, I tried to settle in and relax. Initially, this was not easy to do, partly because I’m not a fan of flying but mostly because my crotch […]
Click here to read this story from the beginning… We approached the ticketing agent’s little counter with two different attitudes. I was filled with trepidation, clutching as I was a passport that had been marked with a scarlet-letter sticker by the evil Delta line monitor/dream crusher. Partner […]
Click here to read this story from the beginning… We were sitting on a hotel bed in Málaga at 4 in the morning, our sleep-deprived brains trying to process the thrilling concept that we essentially did not have a way to get back home to Dallas, with […]
Click here to read this story from the beginning… Fortified by pharmaceuticals, I tried to enjoy the rest of my day. Granted, the fact that something wasn’t quite sorted with my international-travel status is a bit of trivia that one does not easily ignore, especially with a […]
Herewith, the sordid tale of our return from Spain… The darkness began while it was still dark… I was innocently slumbering in our hotel room in Málaga, most likely dreaming of something naughty although the exact narrative escapes me now, when I was awakened by my phone […]
Note: One, this is a re-post, as I didn’t have time to compose anything fresh whilst I work my way through two weeks of unanswered comments on my blog. (Not complaining, as I’m having a swell time.) Two, this post was a follow-up post to the then-previous post, […]
Pablo de Pato, left: “Hmm. I think I’m going to miss those evildoer vacationers now that they have left the villa in Cómpeta and headed back to places that do not threaten our territorial domain.” Ducky Bob, right: “Interesting. We also seem to have left Cómpeta, because I […]
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