Original Take. Henri La Moutarde, the trendy clothing designer, made an error in judgement with his latest line of fashions. People were simply unable to breathe whilst wearing them, assuming they could even get the bondage-gear on in the first place. In this unused shot from the launch […]
And here we have the conclusion of my collaboration with Embeecee, a crazed lark that really goes off the rails in this segment. What else did you expect? Enjoy. (And here’s the link to the first part, if you need it. And you will.) The van wheezing […]
Hey, folks. It’s one o’clock in the morning and still 92 degrees in Dallas. I know some of you were expecting this post to be the conclusion of “The Bonnywood Embassy”, what with that “to be continued” teaser, and that is coming, but I wanted to share a […]
Note: After serious dereliction due to my own malfeasance, here is the first part of my collaboration with the lovely Embeecee, based on a random photo plucked out of the ether. Fair warning: There’s a wee bit of strong language, but this should surprise no one who knows […]
Stephen had the brilliant idea of founding his own town where no discrimination of any kind was allowed, and everyone had free healthcare. Sadly, he didn’t understand the importance of social media in these short-attention-span times, and no trains ever arrived. He found out later that the Republicans […]
Another snippet from my work-in-progress novel, “Cruise Control”. All you really need to know: It’s the butt crack of dawn, and a massive caravan of my family members is headed to Galveston to embark on a cruise. We stupidly decide to pull off the highway and get something […]
In this still from the film, the director intended to layer the scene with a number of intricate but subtle subtexts about society. (Over-population, climate change, the awkwardness of not realizing you are in a gay bar until you’ve tried flirting with the wrong people, the many cows […]
Gary: “Why are we touching noses? Do I even know you? Are you from one of those countries where no one understands personal space?” Barbara: “I just wanted to thank you for saving me when I was trapped in that evil garbage disposal. My dress is in tatters, […]
She remembered the times She remembered the places Images, muted but sharp Some trapped in never more Others, perhaps once more Ripples of seasons Spreading out, fading Stirred anew by other stones Same as it never was She drinks from cracked glasses Smudged by the faded lips of […]
Ellen DeGeneres walked into the room and cleared her throat. “I’m very annoyed with you, buster.” I quietly slid aside my Kindle, upon which I had been perusing one of those tawdry erotic novels that you hide in the Amazon cloud upon finishing, lest the wrong people review […]
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