The Corona Chronology: Day 17

Walter, internally: “I don’t know why we’re doing this. I only went on this date so my parents would quit pestering me about the fact that I haven’t shown any interest in women since birth. I want to stay in my father’s will, naturally, because an inherited lifestyle […]

The Corona Chronology: Day 16

Anne hit the perfect-husband jackpot when she found a man who did what he was told, didn’t have to be fed, never argued, put her on a pedestal, and provided her with an endless supply of luxury footwear. Of course, procreation was going to prove interesting, and she […]

The Corona Chronology: Day 15

Note: Another snippet from one of my works-in-progress, wherein our heroine, Tiffany, has arrived at the lavish apartment of her potential and apparently-wealthy foreign lover, Aegean I. (Just accept his name for now; the backstory is too intense.) At one point, Tiffany simply wishes to use the powder […]

The Corona Chronology: Day 14

During the opening night of “Chernobyl: The Musical!”, a bevy of conversations took place…   Jan, far left: “I had no idea what I was getting into when I joined this chorus line. I mean, a girl’s gotta make a living and all that, but this is ridiculous. […]

The Corona Chronology: Day 13

Ella: “Look, buddy, I’m a busy girl. I don’t have time for some fool that just wants to yank my chain.” Buddy: “I’m not yanking anything. I just asked you where the bathroom was in this bar, that’s all.” Ella: “Well, that could be code. You might want […]

The Corona Chronology: Day 12

True story. Once upon a time, there was a mild uprising in 1940s Dallas, wherein the womenfolk grew tired of the menfolk getting to have all the fun when they would visit a drive-up restaurant. It wasn’t fair that the men got to ogle scantily-clad female servers who […]

The Corona Chronology: Day 11

Rita: “And right over there is the man I told you about, Little Johnny. He’s the one who did nothing for a long time and lots of people got sick.” Little Johnny: “He’s stinky, Momma.” Rita: “That’s right. Do you remember what else we talked about? What’s one […]

The Corona Chronology: Day 10

Dear Diary, I’m almost ashamed to recount the following, which is a rather ridiculous conception, considering the many shocking exploits I’ve shared with you over the years. (Note to Self: Burn this thing should you suddenly develop a dry cough and a high fever. Some of these passages […]

The Corona Chronology: Day 9

According to the latest press release from The Swinging Shagsters of Sussex recreational sex club, there have been a number of changes to membership and participation due to the outbreak of the corona virus. Any member who has tested positive for the virus or is behind in their […]