Note: This one is SO not right on many levels, and a bit naughty. Fair warning. Joan Collins and Warren Beatty gaze in wonder as Warren’s sister, Shirley MacLaine, does an interpretive dance on the stage of the Lido in Paris, wherein Shirley warns of the dangers of […]
Today’s post will be short and spicy and, in a rare example, I can claim relative innocence in the words being shared. Partner sent me a video, and I would be remiss if I didn’t pass on the humor baton. This is comedienne Rita Brent, with her […]
Joy: “Humphrey, tell me the rumor isn’t true!” Humphrey: “I’m afraid it is. This is the smallest table to ever appear in a nightclub. I don’t know how it’s holding up my bottle of hooch. I better drink more before the table collapses.” Joy: “Oh, I’ve already emotionally […]
Note: With the Coronavirus raging about, it was inevitable that apocalyptic rumors would circulate on social media, and they have, which prompted me to pull this one out of the archives… Dear God, Hi! I just have a few questions that I hope you can answer. I […]
Clark: “I just realized something.” Claudette: “That I’m trapped in the gravitational pull of one of your giant ears?” Clark: “Look, I warned you about those things. Don’t get too close unless you’re firmly tied to a boat anchor.” Claudette: “But I am. I’m latched to what’s left […]
Hey, Folks. As some of you may have also done, I waited until the last minute to try out the new “Block Editor” on WordPress that may or may not be forced upon us (there seems to be some disagreement on this angle). Additionally, as some of you […]
Editor’s Note: Just found this one in the dusty archives, had to share. Let’s flash back to the 2012 Presidential Primary season. Michele (Tea Party darling, religious hypocrite, and complete idiot) was actually in the running for the Republican nomination. She was accompanied by her creep of a […]
1. The Last and the Spurious A documentary that highlights the accomplishments of the Trump Administration in battling the Coronavirus. Running time is 27 seconds, including a 15-second commercial for Chloroquine. 2. The Tight Antic Mark Zuckerberg, chairman of Facebook and shyster extraordinaire, struggles to explain why he […]
I’m normally not one to get mushy and sentimental when it comes to my personal relationships, at least here at Bonnywood. Sure, Partner is mentioned from time to time, but I generally steer clear of composing lyrical ballads filled with swooning passion or sharing quasi-intimate photos of us […]
Father: “You’ve disappointed me again, Clara.” Clara: “Whatever could you mean, Father?” Father: “Coming home drunk again, all tarted up and messy.” Clara: “How could you possibly think I was drink?” Father: “”Because you’re talking to the hat rack over there, and I’m over here.” Clara: “Oh. I […]
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