Past Imperfect – #578

Jordan, left: “I see that you have once again misunderstood my very specific directives about our attire this evening. I hope you’re proud of yourself.” Joseph, right: “I misunderstood nothing. You said that I was to wear a formal tie and a boutonnière. I have done both, despite […]

Past Imperfect – #63

It was shortly after this startling moment at her birthday party that Little Doris began to search for adoption papers hidden in attic boxes. But first, she might as well snag one of those delicious chocolates. No need letting that go to waste…   Previously published in “Crusty […]

Past Imperfect – #321

Judy: “Do you see what’s going on over there?” Gene: “Do you mean the people who are staring at us for wearing ridiculous outfits?” Judy: “No, not them. Wait, why do you think our outfits are ridiculous? These are custom made.” Gene: “I have dice for nipples. And […]

A Potentially Overly-Cryptic Music Quiz Concerning Song Lyrics from the 70s That You May Find Overwhelming But You Know You Want to Try It Because We Are Trivia Geeks and We Live for This Kind of Thing

The challenge is simple: You get 1 point if you can name the song, two points if you can name the song AND the artist. Of course, the scoring system doesn’t really matter, as some of you will rush off to Google and feverishly cheat your way to […]