Director: “I’m sorry, what are you trying to accomplish with that pose?” Actress: “I’m showing the inner torment of my character.” Director: “When did your character become a pouty mermaid? We don’t even have any water in this film.” Actress: “Isn’t that a picture of the Titanic behind […]
Ginger: “Well, I guess there might be some truth to the rumor that California is sliding into the ocean.” Photographer: “It’s just the pills, dear. The room isn’t actually tilting.” Ginger: “The pills? My happy snacks?” Photographer: “Yes, those. Maybe you shouldn’t take so many of them.” Ginger: […]
Jane was quite pleased that the movie producers presented her with a giant cake to celebrate her birthday during the filming of “An Urchin Grows in Brooklyn”. But she was not impressed that said producers had erroneously placed an extra candle on said cake, making her seem older […]
Pluto is not impressed with the news that it is no longer considered a planet…
Carole first realized that perhaps she had gotten off at the wrong subway stop when that whiny little girl from The Exorcist began waving about a crucifix…
Ruby: “Do you seriously want me to wear this?” Director: “Of course I do. You are a woman on the prowl.” Ruby: “With a tail? Why would I have a tail? How many women do you know that have tails? Because I don’t know any.” Director: “It’s symbolism, […]
Once upon a time, before the invention of video games and the Internet and Fox News, people actually had to come up with their own entertainment. In this recently discovered documentary photo, we can see that clever folks could turn something as annoying and mundane as a broken […]
Louise: “Why are you looking at me like that? Did you skip your medication again?” Fritz: “I’m just surprised. I never noticed that tattoo before.” Louise: “Tattoo? I don’t have a tattoo. You must be confusing me with one of your other mistresses. You have so many of […]
In a bold and courageous move, Boris Karloff appears in one of the earliest-known Public Service Announcements concerning the sad tragedy of erectile dysfunction…
When Prudence returned home from her first year at Miss Prim’s Finishing School, her parents were not surprised that she had a letter from the headmistress explaining that Prudence would not be joining them for a second year…
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