Past Imperfect – #409
As Mrs. Shawn rounded the corner into the living room, she finally began to understand why her son had never married…
Past Imperfect – #389
Once again, the members of Omega Delta Dawn make the walk of shame back to the sorority house after questionable decisions were made at the nearby fraternity… Betty, far left: “You’d think I’d learn one of these days that I shouldn’t drink anything a man is offering. They […]
Past Imperfect – #355
There are certain times in everyone’s life when they really shouldn’t follow the lead of their friends. This is clearly one of them…
Past Imperfect – #364
Meanwhile, at the latest Tea Party rally, the participants gleefully prepare for the Kool-Aid-Drinking ceremony…
Past Imperfect – #9
It wasn’t until later in the evening that Philip and Marnie learned the consequences of over-indulging in the cabbage soup on the buffet line at the St. Agnes Social. Sadly, this turbulent revelation came at a most inopportune time, just as Sister Mary Edna took the stage to […]
Past Imperfect – #8
Despite all the prayers and special schooling, Linda’s parents knew that they should probably set aside some money for eventual attorney fees and bail bonds and damage receipts. But Linda didn’t care. She had the music in her. And it was clearly fighting to escape…
Past Imperfect – #40
Margaret had always been an unruly child, clamoring for attention. But when she returned from her year abroad in bohemian Paris, the annoyance factor escalated…
Past Imperfect – #289
Mop-Etta: “Do you really love me?” Gene: “With all of my heart, because that’s what the lyrics in this song say.” Mop-Etta: “But you understand that we can never have children because, well, I don’t have any lower organs.” Gene: “It doesn’t matter, my floor-cleansing beauty. We can […]
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