Cyd, left: “Fred, how many times have I told you to wear tighter pants? Your amazingly muscular butt gets lost in that flour-sack abomination.” Fred, right: “Are we really talking about this right now? Just as I’m about to hurl you in the air for a triple-flip and […]
It wasn’t until later in the evening that Philip and Marnie learned the consequences of over-indulging in the cabbage soup on the buffet line at the St. Agnes Social. Sadly, this turbulent revelation came at a most inopportune time, just as Sister Mary Edna took the stage to […]
Six degrees of snarkeration… Take 1: Some people will do anything to get more likes on Facebook. Facebook will do anything to get more likes on the giant files of our personal data they are trying to sell to the highest Russian bidder. Take 2: Congress […]
The progressive crowd at this trendy Greenwich Village nightclub was thrilled when Millicent and Penelope dared to openly show their love in a public setting. In reality, there was no showing, there was only Millie’s brooch becoming ensnared in Penny’s décolletage as they both raced to get the […]
Per tradition, I would normally scribble a clever and glowing introduction to the featured piece you are about to read. However, in this case, I feel the story should be as much of a surprise for you and it was for me. Enjoy. Shuffle Hop Step Tap […]
Note: This is an ongoing story concerning my experience as a potential juror. You can find the beginning of the story here… I join the Sad March of people trying to gain access to the building where Jack brought Lee a special house-warming gift. Once inside the […]
Note: During one of my previous blogging obsessions on “another network” many years ago, I would seek out interesting movie clips on the Internet, slap them on my blog, and then add a dash of commentary. The following is one example… Howdy, folks. I was innocently doing […]
Ed, Professional Hoofer from New Jersey: “And for the last bit of the dance finale, do this little side kick and shake your moneymaker like it’s on fire.” Starlet #1, far left: “You mean our moneymakers. Plural.” Ed: “No, I mean singular. The good ole thrust and grind […]
The crime scene investigator was extremely puzzled as he reviewed this image captured by a security camera. At first glance, it did appear that the woman dancing on the desk was probably responsible for the corpse currently in the county morgue, and the primitive but heavy cast on […]
Dear Guests, Patrons and People Who Don’t Know Anything about Art Yet Insist on Showing Up, Thank you for joining us on this second night of Bonnywood’s Annual Cultural Arts Festival and Bacchanalia. It’s been a hoot of a day, hasn’t it? That Salvador Dali Sack Race […]
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