Note: I yanked this one out of the archives due to the “Fantasy Island” discussion a few posts back… Bather #1: “I just found out about a place called Fire Island! I understand that I can find my people there. I can’t begin to tell you how excited […]
Original Take. Monty: “You were working as a waitress at a cocktail bar, when I met you.” Donna: “But even then I knew I’d find a much better place, either with or without you.” Rewind, Take Two. Donna: “Whatever you do, don’t go near the roasted pig.” […]
Original Take. Monty: “You were working as a waitress at a cocktail bar, when I met you.” Donna: “But even then I knew I’d find a much better place, either with or without you.” Rewind, Take Two. Donna: “Whatever you do, don’t go near the roasted pig.” […]
Bather #1: “I just found out about a place called Fire Island!” Bather #2: “My breasts are not on speaking terms at the moment. I don’t know what happened.” Bather #3: “Yes, I am wearing a bathing suit. Not that it would matter.” Bather #4: “I just made […]
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