Theresa, left: “You could have told me that the window was open. If I had known that, I wouldn’t have slapped my lover and he wouldn’t have fallen out of it.” Barbara, right: “That’s your own personal issue. I have problems of my own. Like this damn skirt […]
So many things I could say. So many things that I shouldn’t… Previously shared in “Crusty Pie”.
Kate, center: “Say, either one of you twinkies know where I can find that Brian fella?” Cary, left: “Haven’t you heard?” Jimmy, right: “It’s really quite shocking.” Kate: “Of course I haven’t heard, or I wouldn’t be wasting my time in this scene. And the only thing I […]
Meredith knew she had put it off long enough. She had hemmed. She had hawed. She had worked on things that didn’t need working, piddled with things that didn’t need piddling, and dicked with things that didn’t need dicking. She had even scrubbed all the toilets in the […]
Angelina was not in a festive mood. She had only agreed to pose for the up-and-coming photographer due to a whimsical bet that had gone awry at the country club. Then there was that whole mess with some government guy wanting to speak with her about the legal […]
Detective: “Do you know why we called you down to the station?” Woman: “I have no idea. Is this something to do with the parking tickets? I really did mean to pay them, but I get distracted easily. I lived in Montana for a while and that messes […]
As promised in the last post, here we go with a bit of a flashback… Once again, this week’s Park is essentially going to be about me, which should come as no surprise to anyone who has ever read anything I’ve ever written. Still, there’s at least […]
Lupe was startled when she learned that the censors objected to her performance in this scene. After all, this was years before that horrid little man, Will Hays, came up with the insipid Production Code that edited anything remotely naughty out of the movies. Interestingly enough, the censors […]
Note: Herewith, we have another collaboration, this time with George at Trefology. I made the initial serve, George professionally lobbed back, and several matches later the court referee deemed our gameplay irresponsible and sent us to the penalty box to think about what we had done. Enjoy. […]
Joan: “Look, I understand that you are upset, but there is absolutely no reason for you to be shoving your hand anywhere near my bosom. You’re not a casting director.” Cliff: “No, you don’t understand. I have been in the kitchen all day, sweating my ass off and […]
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