Tag: Food

3-Word Challenge: Stepford Lives

Dear Guests, Patrons and People Who Don’t Understand That There Is No Parking in the White Zone,   “Thank you for joining us on yet another night of Bonnywood’s Annual Cultural Arts Festival and Bacchanalia. As we welcome another entry in the 3-Word Challenge, I feel the need […]

Sushi in the Sky, With Rhinestones

New Intro: Since so many of you have (perhaps reluctantly) hopped on board with the 3-Word Challenge, I thought I’d drag out this bit where I took the challenge myself…   The Birth of the 3-Word Challenge: Sushi in the Sky, With Rhinestones Editor’s Note: Many years ago, […]

Past Imperfect – #549

Janet, wife, captured in radiant afterglow: “Why on earth would you say such a thing?” Humberto, current but tentative husband, not captured because he was in the throes of a Bad Hair Day, that wretched beast: “I say such a thing because your glow speaks of life-changing sexual […]

Attack of the Giant Mary

Note: This is one from the archives. It’s a bit long, and things have changed, but there is an eventual payout. Enjoy.   It all started rather innocently. My partner, Terry, turned to me and uttered these deceptively benign words: “Johhna and Patty are going to Pecan Lodge […]

Dream a Little Steam of Me

I answered the front door. “Yes?” A man stood there, clipboard in hand and tool belt on waist. “I’m here to fix your water heater.” Hallelujah. I immediately worshipped this man and all he stood for, nearly dropping to my knees and kissing his booted feet for finally […]