Well, since we’re just mere days away, I thought I should drag out a few Halloween posts… Carole first realized that perhaps she had gotten off at the wrong subway stop when that whiny little girl from The Exorcist began waving about an inverted crucifix. She braced herself […]
Another hot mess from the archives… Here at the Neurotica Café, we offer a full dining experience to ensure that you have the most emotionally-appropriate meal you have ever had. We accept all major credit cards and most insurance plans. Reservations are strongly suggested, both mentally and […]
Janet, wife, captured in radiant afterglow: “Why on earth would you say such a thing?” Humberto, current but tentative husband, not captured because he was in the throes of a Bad Hair Day, that wretched beast: “I say such a thing because your glow speaks of life-changing sexual […]
Note: This was originally posted on April Fool’s Day a few years ago. Just accept the logic discordance and keep reading. It’s the best way to survive the Bonnywood Experience… Andrea de Voluptua, reporting live from the scene: “I’m here at Esparza’s Mexican Restaurant, formerly known as Guero’s […]
Once upon a time (okay, it was just a few days ago), a comment appeared on one of my posts. I’m always pleased by comments, relishing both the input and the opportunity to provide meaningful output. But in this case, things went a bit deep… The commenter shared […]
“Bless me Father, for I have sinned.” “And how is that, my child?” “It’s been over a week since my last blog.” Silence on the other side of the confessional wall. “Father?” Throat clearing. Then, “Son, I’m not quite sure what this means, but I am here to […]
Howdy, Folks. As mentioned in the last post, I’ll be using the next few posts to share memories of my friend Tammy who recently moved on to another realm. Whilst this concept might sound rather maudlin and sad, I’ll do my best to keep things light. After all, […]
Original Take. Henri La Moutarde, the trendy clothing designer, made an error in judgement with his latest line of fashions. People were simply unable to breathe whilst wearing them, assuming they could even get the bondage-gear on in the first place. In this unused shot from the launch […]
Another batch of excerpts from “Duck Sauce”, a novel I scribbled thirty years ago and recently rediscovered… The methodology: Search for signs of intelligent life in the yellowed pages and share them, unedited, as mini-mirrors of my writing at that time. (Trust, I’ve had to gnaw at my […]
Note: This is a companion piece to yesterday’s post, which you can peruse here. Some of you will be at least mildly pleased to see that the suggestions you made on the previous post have magically appeared in this installment, even though this was actually written many years […]
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