Tag: Katharine Hepburn

Past Imperfect – #408

Terry paused, fully aware of which bathroom was more self-identifying, but trying to remember what state this was and whether or not there were any insipid rules created by local politicians who couldn’t care less about some of their constituents. Suddenly, Dolly Parton came trotting up, leaving a […]

Past Imperfect – #410

Tony: “After this shoot, I’m never complaining again about how long it takes any of my wives to get ready for dinner at Andre’s.” Jack: “Yes, I suppose this has been a revelation for you. As for me, however, I have always been in touch with my feminine […]

Past Imperfect – #428

Dean, left: “Dad, what’s up with that huge book on your desk?” Ralph, center: “It doesn’t matter. What’s important is that I give this bottle of hooch to your brother.” Jason, right: “Thanks, Dad! You’re pretty swell, even if your existence torments me.” Dean: “But Dad, Jason is […]

Past Imperfect – #391

Katharine, left: “Let’s make something perfectly clear. I’m the one who gets to sleep with everybody in this boarding house. Not you. Understood?” Ginger, right: “Actually, no. Why do you get all the dibs around here? We both have the same equipment and we both have bills to […]

Past Imperfect – #382

Katharine: “Okay, here’s the plan. We’re going to discreetly but forcefully dance our way over to the hostess and then I’m going take her down for snubbing me in the reception line.” David: “Well, I foresee two complications that might belittle the dignity of your efforts. One, you […]

Past Imperfect – #380

At the quilting bee, an intriguing conversation took place… Self-satisfied woman on the far right: “Girls, you are not going to believe what happened last night. I had my first orgasm!” Confused woman on the far left: “Orgasm? Isn’t that what the Japanese do when they make paper […]

Past Imperfect – #92

Katharine took a deep breath. Then, to the best of her frazzled ability, explained to her beloved but oftentimes hated immediate relatives, that if she was going to make the effort to button this many buttons on a rigidly-confining outfit, then the tea service should arrive in the […]

Past Imperfect – #374

Amazon Operator: “How may I direct your call?” Katharine: “I need to speak with someone about my order.” Operator: “May I ask about the nature of your concern?” Katharine: “They sent me the wrong thing, that’s my concern.” Operator: “I see. And what were you expecting to get?” […]