Note: I’m almost done with NaNoWriMo (two more days!) so, hopefully, I’ll get back to writing fresh posts shortly. My spreadsheets indicate that I haven’t shared the following bit in almost five years, but there’s also a faint bell in my brain that I may have thrown it […]
I know what you’re thinking: I do questionable things all the time. What makes this day any different? But this one is legit. Well, sort of. When dawn breaks on the first day of November, I will be embarking on my seventh voyage with NaNoWriMo (for those who […]
1. They both make a lot of pointless noise about nothing. 2. When you put them in the same room they all look exactly alike. 3. Both groups could float in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade, one for the theme and the other for the hot air and […]
Hey, Folks. Just a quick bit to let you know where I’ve been and what I’ve been doing. I think the above photo explains it quite nicely. No? You’re not sure what the image is and there are things going on that seem odd and it’s not clear […]
Clarissa, left: “Bernadette, honey, I don’t know if you were right about this hat.” Bernadette, right: “Don’t be silly. It’s terribly fashionable and it makes a statement.” Clarissa: “The statement it’s making is that I can’t see a damn thing. I’m just looking in the direction of your […]
As the extended and exasperating election drama plays out in America (yes, I’m taking my anxiety medication, no worries there), I thought I’d drag a few of the tinier Past Imperfects out of the archives. Some of these are not exactly stellar in composition, but hopefully you’ll get […]
Note: Here’s another one from the dusty archives that is still relevant today. I only had to change one word (okay, it was actually a number) to make it current… So, despite the rumors you may have heard in the back alleys of Internet society, I’m a basically […]
Little Sally: “Are we really supposed to eat that? It looks like roadkill.” Little Billy: “I know it’s not pretty. But it’s only a month until Christmas and you know what that means.” Little Sally: “That there will be another one of these dead birds on the table?” […]
Therapist, left: “But you must tell me everything about all of your repressed issues. Otherwise, I will never be able to heal you and write a bestselling book about how I saved you from the depths of depravity.” Leslie: “But I can’t even look at you.” Therapist: “Are […]
1. People will stampede if food is involved. Until 11am, everybody in the building is a sloth. Phones are unanswered, priority emails are ignored, and conference calls are full of long silences and the sounds of tumbleweeds blowing past. Nothing is accomplished whatsoever, with customers out of service, […]
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