Tag: Psychology

Idiot Fondue: Case Study – #30

Yet another sordid patient analysis from my days as an un-certified pseudo-psychologist with focus issues…   Dear Dr. Brian,   How does one begin the “excessive nose hair” conversation with one’s new boyfriend? Perplexed, Wilhelmina   Dear Perp, First, I’d like to extend to you my deepest sympathies, […]

Past Imperfect – #367

Hi there. My name is Betty. This shouldn’t surprise you, because in the year that I was born everyone on the damn planet named their child Betty. This was a disappointing development, and nothing hacks away at your self-esteem like being christened with an uninspired moniker shared by […]