1. Actual scripts are unimportant. Why waste time paying people to come up with an original idea.? All you need is someone that can push the “on” button for the camera, some cool threads from the hottest fashion designer of the last half hour, and enough beer in […]
Note: There was a time in my life when my medication was unregulated, and during this freefall period I would often create an entire new blog based on nothing but a whim and a desire to be validated in some way. One of these blogging experiments was “Popcorn […]
Note: Back in the day, I used to do restaurant reviews. No, really. Naturally, I didn’t follow the established protocols for such, veering far left of center. Here’s a sample… Once upon a time, dear reader, there was a wildly popular dining establishment located on the far […]
Trivia tidbit: The was the first music video ever played on the fledgling MTV network back around 1981-ish. This factoid will not change your life in any way, just thought I’d mention it, in case you want to be “that person” at cocktail parties who tries to […]
It seems I made something of a promise with the last “Park” in that I would try to keep things light-hearted through the end of the year, what with the holidays and all. In the interest of keeping that promise for at least one week, I hereby present […]
We start off with various people doing boring things in some vague city that is presumably not in the Western Hemisphere. If I paid more attention to the news, I would probably know where this is, but I don’t. (This is just one of the many ways in […]
In the opening scenes, Lady Gaga is dripping wet, climbing out of somebody’s swimming pool. She is wearing odd headgear, some contraption that you can’t get at your local mall, and the assumption is that she was thrown out of a passing alien spaceship because she’s wearing too […]
We start out with Madonna and a gang of friends all gathered round one of those areas where folks used to do spontaneous break-dancing back in the day, mainly because the Internet really hadn’t caught on just yet and people were bored. There’s a small child doing a […]
We zoom in on a residential building, and we are treated to glimpses of several women in their apartments, each of them in various states of undress as well as emotion. (Most of these ladies don’t seem to be very happy, so there probably won’t be any spontaneous […]
We start out staring at a red balloon floating in a hallway somewhere, while some unseen person is playing a mournful series of notes on a piano. (In a horror movie, unseen people usually do very bad things. I’m not sure of the threat-level for unseen people in […]
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