1. It’s round. This is a relatively safe shape. There are generally no sharp edges where you can accidentally slice open an artery, and that’s always a good thing. Now, there is a minimal amount of inherent danger if your pizza is not already pre-sliced when you attack […]
Note: I pulled this one out of the archives because there are some (unintentional at the time) reflections, in ways big and small, on the world right now… Howdy, Clam Bakers. Some of you may have already seen the cryptic tweet from the Home Office indicating that, […]
Colleen: “I don’t mean to be rude, but who the hell are you and why are you in my dressing room?” Virginia: “Thank you for asking. Well, I just happened to be walking by your penthouse, because I don’t have anything more important to do, and I could […]
Greetings. I’ve had a swell time reviewing and exploring the many topics that folks have shared in the Campfire Songs series, a meandering project we have going on at Bonnywood, hoping to provide a bit of distraction and support as we deal with this viral vertigo. (If you […]
Giselle, on the Right: “Whatever are you working on, darling?” Veronique, on the Left: “Oh, I’m just jotting down a few notes for when the police arrive. Don’t mind me.” Giselle: “The police? That seems rather intrusive. Why on earth would they do that?” Veronique: “Well, I did […]
Omar, left: “I’m not really sure I understand what’s going on right now.” Barbra, right: “You were making a pass and I intercepted.” Omar: “That’s not how I recall things. I was merely walking to my desk over there when suddenly you latched onto me like the last […]
So, there’s a new image making its rounds on the Internet which I find greatly entertaining. (I’m admittedly twisted, so the previous sentence holds little weight or relevance with most of society.) I haven’t been able to source the image, so I can’t offer proper credit at […]
Crystal, left: “Do you have any idea what we’re supposed to be doing in this scene?” Methal, right: “Beats me. Something about innocent virgins in the forest being stalked by men with unresolved childhood issues. They had ten-cent drinks at Piero’s last night, so I barely looked at […]
Hey, Folks. Just another little activity to fill the days as we sit in our domiciles and await the glorious day when we get the all-clear signal. (And even when we do, I plan to hole up a bit longer, just to make sure. I’m more than happy […]
Note: Another snippet from yet another of my “work-in-progress” novels, this one involving one of our heroines, Tiffany, a delusional starlet, sharing a lusty dream that may or may not have anything to do with the plot… “I had barely pulled the beauty mask over my eyes […]
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