Once upon a time, in the land of Pandemic Trumpmerica, members of the Association of Republican Governors with No Soul had a meeting. The topic? How to re-open their states in the quickest way possible in order to maybe, possibly get a quick pat on the head from […]
Anne hit the perfect-husband jackpot when she found a man who did what he was told, didn’t have to be fed, never argued, put her on a pedestal, and provided her with an endless supply of luxury footwear. Of course, procreation was going to prove interesting, and she […]
Fair warning: This one is twisted, even for me… Daughter, far left: “Mother, he’s doing it again.” Mother, near left: “Who is doing what, dear?” Daughter: “Father. He’s staring at me again. In that way that we talked about.” Mother: “Dear, we talk about a lot of […]
Ellen DeGeneres walked into the room and cleared her throat. “I’m very annoyed with you, buster.” I quietly slid aside my Kindle, upon which I had been perusing one of those tawdry erotic novels that you hide in the Amazon cloud upon finishing, lest the wrong people review […]
Dear Guests, Patrons and People Who Remain Confused about the Socks-with-Sandals issue, “Thank you for joining us on yet another night of Bonnywood’s Annual Cultural Arts Festival and Bacchanalia. As we welcome another entry in the 3-Word Challenge, I feel the need to- Suddenly, two burly men […]
Dear Guests, Patrons and People Who Smack Their Gum as If It’s the Only Thing Keeping Them Alive, “Thank you for joining us on this sixth night of Bonnywood’s Annual Cultural Arts Festival and Bacchanalia. Before we introduce our next 3-Word Challenge participant, I’d like to remind […]
Some Woman That Is Not Lucy: “And here’s a bit of coffee that can work better than Viagra if you would just let go of your psychological speed bumps.” Desi: “Who the hell are you?” Not Lucy: “I come from the future. But don’t think about it too […]
Editor’s Note: I really enjoy visiting Victo’s blog, because I never know exactly what I might find on any given day. Sometimes we have a soul-searching reaction to a real event, other times we have a whimsical encounter with absurdity, and sprinkled among the two we can find […]
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