Adele and I chanced upon one another over on Niume, a collaborative blogging platform. (We’re in the midst of a heated but friendly personal competition to dominate one of the writing groups, but that’s a story for another time and place, best discussed over cocktails.) One of the […]
Beatrice failed to understand that high drama was not always required, especially when one is simply going to the loo between cocktails…
Documentary Narrator: As they dig through the musty archives of the long-abandoned Folly Beach library, the investigative team made a surprising discovery… Investigator #1, fresh out of college and therefore somewhat useless but still young enough to have perfect vision: “Look what I found! Surely this photo is […]
Eleanor Roosevelt: “How sweet of you girls to cook this meal for me in a completely unplanned photo op.” Girl Scout #1: “My outfit makes me look Amish and I’m not really happy about that. And there’s the added pressure that I might accidentally spill this pot of […]
Editor’s Note: One of the things I really enjoy, as a reader, is when a writer takes you to a place that you didn’t quite expect, but the journey feels justified and real. And it’s a bonus when said writer thoughtfully throws in a bit of music […]
Out of desperation, Marie-Claudette tried sending 500 volts of electricity into her roommates to see if it would make them less boring and infantile. It did not.
Nancy: “Why are you banging on my door?” Banging Man: “Have you accepted Jesus into your heart?” Nancy: “Does it look like I would be friends with him on Facebook?” Banging Man: “We can all be redeemed as long as we have faith. And some disposable income for […]
“Excuse me, can you tell me which direction to go to find the Washington Monument? Is it around here somewhere?”
Anne, the Transcendental Therapist at St. John’s Progressive Learning Center for Possibly-Gifted Wee Ones: “Brian, do you understand why you’ve been sent to my office for counseling?” Brian: “I’m assuming that someone was dissatisfied with her own personal life, so she chose to take it out on me.” […]
Millicent had a very serious misunderstanding about the concept of cross-pollination…
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