Since the Manor at Bonnywood is currently in the midst of the third (and final?) wave of family visits this month, I’m a bit pinched on the personal blogging time, so let’s revisit a story series from the past, shall we? Enjoy. As the experts say, in […]
Okay, what happened was… I woke up. That’s all I did. I was napping in one of my secret places, behind the purple couch with the too-big pillows that smell like me because, well, I can’t leave stuff alone. I like it back there. You have to squeeze […]
Carole first realized that perhaps she had gotten off at the wrong subway stop when that whiny little girl from The Exorcist began waving about an inverted crucifix. She braced herself accordingly. Whiny Girl: “You dare to enter my lair? I will evictorate you!” Carole: “Oh my God! […]
Let’s step back in time a few years, shall we? As the experts say, in order to fully emotionally heal from a trauma, you have to put some distance between yourself and the events of the offending ordeal. I assumed this to be sound advice. It seems logical […]
If you’ve followed my blog any length of time, you’re probably aware that I am not a fan of turbulent weather conditions that might result in some skank of a tornado interrupting my quest for a peaceful life. Actually, I suppose that’s not fair to say, because I […]
Carole first realized that perhaps she had gotten off at the wrong subway stop when that whiny little girl from The Exorcist began waving about a crucifix…
1. You wake up with a hangover even though you had nothing to drink the night before. It’s a fascinating biological phenomenon. Your head hurts, your mouth is dry and there’s a weird bruise in a surprising place. It takes all the strength you have just to reach […]
As the experts say, in order to fully emotionally heal from a trauma, you have to put some distance between yourself and the events of the offending ordeal. I assumed this to be sound advice. It seems logical that things always appear to be worse than they really […]
1. You have to show up for work on time. For some diabolic reason, they always schedule these torture sessions first thing in the morning. There’s absolutely no legitimate reason for this, because no one, I don’t care who you are, functions their best before 10am. At that […]
1. Watching all the crazed, clearly-drug-inspired cartoons on Saturday morning. I would leap out of bed at the earliest crack and race to turn the TV on and then sit there, glued, for hours. My favorite reefer madness was this thing called “Lidsville”, about a real boy and […]
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