1. The constant nipple protrusion. When the temperature drops, my hi-beams come on. For hours at a time. And with an intensity that is mildly frightening. Some of my shirts are so lacerated at pec level that it looks like Edward Scissorhands dropped by for a drunken game […]
So, the recent election did not go as I hoped, and I normally would have plenty to say about that in my Sunday installment. But I suspect that the ensuing months and years will be ripe with opportunities to pontificate on such matters, and I’m not ready to […]
Editor’s Note: As a companion piece to the previous post, and the realization that half of the world is now heading toward winter instead of baking in the summer heat, I dug another one out of the archives… 1. The constant nipple protrusion. When the temperature drops, my […]
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